My only problem was that he has spelled demesne incorrectly.
Sure it's not bland humour, but it's irony, and irony is not bland. Anyone might find a lot of it in LotR. So, I presume this is what he has been banned for again? Seeing as he has been denied the common courtesy of being told why this time?
And yes I will stick out my neck and ask why and challenge this as it is very, very silly.
The Downs is becoming a frightening place.