Hey, when one lives where bears are a constant and unrelenting nuisance, garbage collection is a MAJOR issue. And we're talking real Canadian bears here -- big, hungry and wild -- not those silly European bears, no bigger than a puny cougar (which you also don't have in Europe).
I'm telling you, it's a jungle over here.
In addition: like Fell Beasts and unlike hobbits balrogs have functioning wings.
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