Sam: Wait a minute....you said we were just going to get ice cream...
OR
Frodo: Sam, I think we're being stalked.
Sam: Why would you say that?
Frodo: Because...that scarecrow's been following for the last mile...
Sam: Oh, that's ridiculous! Stop being paranoid, Frodo. You know that scarecrows can't stalk people.
Scarecrow: *winks at Frodo* Shhh!
Frodo:
