Sam: Mr Frodo I'm a bit worried about going on from here.
Frodo Why?
Sam: Are there any Bulls around here?
Frodo: No.
Sam: Any big scary Rams?
Frodo: No Sam, look around you we're in a field full of crops!
Sam: Then what's left these droppings I've stood in?
Wuff, Wuff, Wuff, Growl Howl..(The sounds of something bigger than Lassie growing closer)
Frodo: I bet they'll get you first..(as he sprints off into the distance)
Sam: Mr Frodooooooo Puff Puff Pant....................
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.
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