Note that I'm not asking for help with my voting, as I'm already getting plenty.
More like...
"I'm candidate X and I approve this message.
Candidate Y, seen here, shook hands with Bruce Spence at the Lord of the RIngs parade in our fair city of Philadephia. Who's Bruce Spence you ask? None other than the Mouth of Sauron. Do you really want to elect someone to the Senate that's friends with the Mouth of Sauron?
And we all know who HIS boss is...
Vote for me this Tuesday."
(anyway, not my best work, but maybe that helps. Also note that this was posted in Mirth, and everything is considered to be fantasy...)
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There is naught that you can do, other than to resist, with hope or without it.
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