Merry: Please!!
Pippin: No, sorry I can't let you do that.
Merry: Oh come on!
Pippin: No too perilous. We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Merry: I don't think I was.
Pippin: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril.
Merry: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Pippin: No, it's too perilous.
Merry: Look, it's my duty as a knight of Rohan to sample as much peril as I can.
Pippin: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
Merry: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Pippin: No. It's unhealthy.
Merry: I bet you're gay.
Pippin: No I'm not.
*No one can admit it ever gets old*