From an Orc:
"You know, if we chop your arms off, you'd look just like the Venus de Milo."
For Boromir:
"Do you know, your helm and my tapestries are perfectly color coordinated?"
"The breastplate has to go - but you can stay."
"When Tolkien created you, he was just showing off."
Last edited by Erue; 11-07-2006 at 02:15 AM.
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