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Troll-Guard of Jabbawooki the Hot: You can't pass until you give me the password.
Halfthing Jedi-knight: You love me and you will let me pass, LET ME PASS........
Troll-Guard: Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me Luke Warmwater.
Luke Warmwater: Ok I.ve been sent to tell you that your overweight mother's spare tyre is flat and she needs you.
Troll-Guard: My mother doesn't own a motor vehicle.
Luke Warmwater: Who said anything about a vehicle, she's been run over by a steamroller.
Troll-Guard running into the distance: Muuuuummmmy.
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.
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