Ask him: "Have you ever tried wearing a monacle?"
"Are you reeaaaaaaaaallly the Dark Lord? Or are you just an impersanator?"
"Do you visit your eye doctor often?"
"Does the Mouth of Sauron talk your ears off?"
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"So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar?
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