Rohirrim: Hey, he's stealing my bench!
Aragorn: That's not the bench you're looking for.
Rohirrim: That's not the bench I'm looking for.
Aragorn: Move along.
Rohirrim: Move along.
Or...
As Aragorn begins his dramatic dissertation, Legolas sneaks up behind him and whacks his head with a giant board.
Or...
Rohirrim: Hey, where do you think you're going with that board?!
Aragorn: Board! Do you know nothing of the surfboards of elves?
Or...
Aragorn: Help me! He won't stop rearranging the furniture!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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