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Warning: horrible pun ahead
Once upon a time, there was a Maia named Sauron. He was often perceived as evil, but he was't really, he was just neglectful, and spent overmuch time puttering around in the flower gardens around the sea of Nurnen.
Not only was he neglectful of his people and realm, he was neglectful of basic safety precautions as well. For when it was time to burn off a nasty patch of noxious weeds, he ignored the warnings of his friends and did not wear the required protective suit, and was burned to a crisp.
And the moral of that story kids, is Only you can prevent Florist Fires!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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