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Rikae · 12-25-2006, 10:26 PM

I wish Denethor wasn't such a pyromaniac.

Granted. Now Denethor has a shoe fetish, and eats the Shire out of indignation, resulting in fatal indigestion.

I wish the fox, instead of wondering why hobbits were sleeping under a tree, had taken the ring to Mordor and destroyed it.

12-25-2006, 10:26 PM	#504
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	I wish Denethor wasn't such a pyromaniac. Granted. Now Denethor has a shoe fetish, and eats the Shire out of indignation, resulting in fatal indigestion. I wish the fox, instead of wondering why hobbits were sleeping under a tree, had taken the ring to Mordor and destroyed it.