After much sweat and tears, I'm finally done with my post. No, seriously. I had almost finished post, and then I accidently hit the wrong button and lost everything. I had rewrite the entire post.
I should really learn to post a backup next time...
Durelin, let me know if the post looks alright. I wanted to try to match the tone in your last post, but there were a few things I wasn't sure about.