Well, since you posted it seriously - actually I was quite surprised that you posted it in "Books" and not in "Mirth", otherwise it'd be clear - I also replied seriously. (although...) I know that it is possible to meet people who are able to seriously argue that Frodo was Bilbo's son, that Sauron had a spotlight on top of his tower, or that Balrogs have wings, so you have to seriously expose the truths before them...