"Play this card to instantly kill any overly large creature in your opponent's deck with a flashy cg'ed fight sequence. This card can also cause any 'fangirl' card in your opponent's deck to faint for five turns."
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Says here I have a plus five "nance" skill.
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What do elves do when they get bored? They play Elven Magic: The Elven Gathering.
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"I'll trade you a Legolas and a Haldir for your super-rare Glorfindel card."
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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