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Fortunately, Eru was using a cool device called the internet made in another world. Before he changed Middle-Earth, he googled something called "Rule 34."
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...needless to say, he was too busy tearing his eyes out and making plans to destroy all existing worlds to deal with weird Middle-Earth.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that."
-A History of Villains
Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 02-11-2007 at 03:49 AM.
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