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Fortunately, the books in Elrond's Library were donated to those who needed them; "How To Stay Clean On the Go" went to Aragorn, "Get Liked By the Fanbase" went to Legolas, "How To Not Look Like Plain Comic Relief" went to Gimil, "How To Not Steal People's Scenes" went to Arwen, "Filling Meals" went to Ungoliant, "How To Behave Like Actual, Likable People" went to the orcs, "How To Get Past Your Selfish Desires" went to Morgoth, "How To Use Your Brain" went to Sauron, "How To Not Look Dumb In Movies" went to Pippin, and "How To Stop People From Obsessing Over One Line" went to Gandalf.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that."
-A History of Villains
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