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Old 02-27-2007, 12:37 PM   #12304
Legate of Amon Lanc
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Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.Legate of Amon Lanc is spying on the Black Gate.
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Aragorn: Shh, Legolas, don't move but the tree behind you seems to observe us. What do you think we should do?
Legolas: Shoot him!

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Legolas: My elvish eyes can see a host of Orc warriors coming across the plain. They are far yet, but they are many. I can recognize the foul banners of the Lidless Eye. There are four high Orc-warriors among them, bigger and fiercer than the others. They bear signs of the White Hand. Moving fast. Two leagues far, not more.
Aragorn: Eh... and what about those twenty yards to the right?
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