Also just using the word "things" does not limit the said "things" to ME. So using that logic:
1) U.S. military for fire power
2) The Food Network's Staff and provisions for uh...FOOD!
3) Reporters from CNN so the rest of ya'll can watch me live. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
4) The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. To help cheer me on to victory.
5) Howard Shore and the London Philharmonic Orchestra on flat bed trailers hauled by a fleet of 18 wheelers. Gotta have my tunes!
6) The Crocodile Hunter...To help keep a hold of Gollum..Danger, Danger, Danger.
7) A fleet of refrigerated beer trucks to keep the morale up. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
8) Mithril jumpsuits ala Elvis with matching sunglasses. Just because I'm going to the land of shadow dosn't mean I can't go stylin'.
9. Some Carmex
10. Carrot Top the comedian. I figure I'll throw him and the ring into the cracks of Doom instead of Gollum.
[ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: nerddogs ]
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