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The Sixth Wizard · 03-11-2007, 02:35 AM

Theoden: DEATH!!!

Eomer: No you idiot the forces of Mordor are the other way... (turns Theoden around)

OR

Aaa...aaa...aaa...*coughs up furball*

OR

Theoden: Come, drought-stricken, war-affected peasants! Come follow your King (who has a Hall made of pure Gold) into battle for some reason he can't remember, fulfilling oaths made many generations back by other rich Kings to other even richer Kings, against a Dark Lord we don't know or have any contact with! Oh yeah, and then ride back making songs about how great he is! And after that sacrifice your lives at a big scary Gate for a one in a million chance to not have to do this again!

03-11-2007, 02:35 AM	#12326
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Theoden: DEATH!!! Eomer: No you idiot the forces of Mordor are the other way... (turns Theoden around) OR Aaa...aaa...aaa...coughs up furball OR Theoden: Come, drought-stricken, war-affected peasants! Come follow your King (who has a Hall made of pure Gold) into battle for some reason he can't remember, fulfilling oaths made many generations back by other rich Kings to other even richer Kings, against a Dark Lord we don't know or have any contact with! Oh yeah, and then ride back making songs about how great he is! And after that sacrifice your lives at a big scary Gate for a one in a million chance to not have to do this again!