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Originally Posted by Mithalwen
But don't forget that Bill the Pony made it back to Bree despite Snakes and Wolves (though why he headed back to Bree not Rivendell can only be surmised - may be he was out for revenge). Goodness know what skills he learned on that remarkable journey. My theory is that he made a detour to the mystic east and learnt martial arts from a great master (cf the Matrix cow) and where his hooves were shod with metal from a renowned sword (The Green Dragon Destiny). Thus one blow from a hoof thus shod and wieded with such lethal skill could indeed prove fatal.
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Bill the Pony: "But Master, when will I earn the right to have my hooves shod with metal and fulfill my destiny?"
Great Bovine Master: "You must have patience, Grasshopper."
Bill the Pony: "I'm a pony."
Great Bovine Master: "Shhh."
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