Boromir: (still smiling with clenched teeth) Cheese! Psst, Faramir, aren't I dead?
Faramir: Shut up, you might hurt PJ's feelings... the plot twist was his idea... nobody told him they're cutting it from the movie yet...
OR
Faramir: Follow the Yellow brick road! Follow the Yellow brick road!
Denethor: Oompa, loompa, doompatie doo!
...
PJ: Enough with the short jokes already!
OR
The news comes in that Sauron has regained the One Ring. The men are still in denial though.
Faramir: Hahahaha! ...oh gods... Heeheehee! ...oh jeez we're dead... Wee! Hey! Yay! ...we are so dead, guys...
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