Quote:
Orc: Did you catch the latest episode of 'Popular reality TV show'? Yes? No? You missed a good one man!
Gollum: Yea, they were kicking people off left, right and centre. Some people got kicked on!
Orc: They're going to be talking about this one for a while!
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Lady: Yeah...uh-huh...yup...wooooahh...yeah...uh-huh...yup...wooooah...
Or...
Gollum to female orc: Hey baby, how about you and me going to the all-night sushi bar tonight?
A moment later, Gollum was fried to a crisp by the female orc's fire-breathing boyfriend. What a tragedy.