Phil from Marketing (gollum): Hey there cutie, I was hoping that we could go out on a date.
Johnson from Accounting: ACK! I was asking her Phil!
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The date is December 18th 2001
Man dressed as Gollum: Hey guess what Suzie!
Suzie (annoyed and exasperated): What!?!
Gollum: I'm going to the midnight showing of the Lord of the Rings, that's why I'm dressed up.
Man dressed as an Orc!: YAY! Me too! Let's go to the line together. Can you believe the trailors on this one. I can't wait to see it.
Suzie (mumbling): Geeks!