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Old 05-05-2007, 11:30 AM   #12505
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Photographer: Good, Viggo, stand this way... head a little bit up... now that's a nice pose... just a moment...
Merry: I see our star is preparing something for the fan girls once again. Meanwhile, let's get a little drink!

OR

Sam uses a metal detector to find the Ring Frodo dropped.

OR

Sam (after an hour of running around Weathertop with the metal detector): Okay, Strider, you convinced me. I'm going to believe you.
Aragorn: Right. Now the next time, please, believe me when I tell you that the Morgul-knife's blade has disappeared.

OR

Sam (holding the motion tracker): I got movement! Northwest, fifteen meters!
Frodo: Where? I can't see anything up there!
Merry: Let them come and I'll hit them with this barrel.
Aragorn: Now where the heck did I come to?
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