[Gothbogg the Ripper]

A musical eh? What a joke, I fail to see what that can contribute. A graphic novel maybe, a stand-up comedy routine possibly, a brand of poison feasibly but a song-and-dance crapfest? Not on your life. It makes a mockery of Tolkien's work and these clowns should be driven into the desert and left with the vultures. Bunch of lowlife charlatans. Yes, I said crapfest and whoever criticised me for it will have to live with it because I don't plan on removing what I said you no-talent commoner! That is just how much i am opposed to a musical based on LOTR. Don't you see? They are laughing at us! At all of us! They think we're a bunch of dorks and rubes! A bunch of idiots who'll shell out to see a homoerotic display of deviance involving lycra and a candlelit dinner between Sam and Frodo. You, cowardly complainer, may be content to prostitute your dignity but some of us are more reserved. SOME of us don't buy into everything with The Lord of The Rings plastered all over it, some of us have backbone and common sense and realise what works and what should be taken out back and shot in the base of the spine. Do you? Maybe, maybe not but understand that this musical nonsense irritates me terribly and if I offended you then you need to grow up. What are you? A child? Want braids sweetheart? A nice pink dress? "Oh! The big man said a bad word! Run for the hills!" Well I'm sorry but I refuse to be pleasant about the bastardization of Tolkien. it's low and degenerate and all self-respecting fans will boycott this for the pompous excrement it is.