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"My councilor says I should channel my anger into something positive, so I've taken up yoga."
"I planted this tree out in front of my cave, and I've see two new types of birds land on it!"
"I just got a letter from Gundabad, it says my soldier's compensation is invalid if I don't wear a certified helmet."
"Go on, Gungor, ask her to the dance; the worst that could happen is she'll bite your nose off again."
"This year I've decided to take my pillaging leave in Southern Gondor. I hear the climate is nice there in the summer, by the sea."
And of course...
"His Majesty The Dark Lord has sent out leaflets recommending we upgrade to Windows Vista, but I've heard XP is still more evil, so I don't think I'll bother."
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