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Free burger for anyone who survives at Helm's Deep!
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For I am Saruman the Hungry, Saruman Burger-Maker, Saruman of Many Calories! Bow before me.
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Saruman: While I have been eating these delicious burgers, Grima here had Lotho for lunch.
Grima: I hate you!
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
Delos B. McKown
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