They killed Gilly!
Sir
Re: Argonath Given Keys to City on Slow News Day
I really must protest at the glaring inaccuracy in this week's edition of The Downer. While it is usually second to none for the quality of its journalism and meticulous attention to detail, it really is about time that your Mr Pritchard cottoned on to the fact that I no longer hold the esteemed position of Barrow-Downs moderator.
Yours apoplectically
Brigadier Sir Saucepan-Mann, Ret.
Tonbridge Wells
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