06-14-2007, 06:06 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Sir,
How dare you presume that we want to read True Stories of Phantom and Alien in our daily newspapers? The world is full of enough bad things, why, we are all going to Hull in a handcart, this country's going to the dogs, where will it all end, blah blah blah. You are going to give me a coronary, why, I'm already turning as purple as a golfing jersey with all this Truth. I shall be reading the Daily Mail in future,
Yours
Smythe-Smythe (Colonel)
4 Pompous Towers
Tunbridge Wells
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