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Originally Posted by Bêthberry
This discussion is hilarious!
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This distinctly un-class-conscious middle class Englishman rather agrees.
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Sam: “By my reckonin’, Mister Frodo, it’s high time for dinner.”
Frodo: “Dinner? But it’s only just gone midday, Sam.”
Sam: “That’s right, Mister Frodo. Dinner-time.”
Frodo: “Surely you mean lunch-time, Sam?”
Gollum: “Yesss Master, we thinks it’s lunch-time too. Let's do lunch, my preciousss.”
Sam: “Beggin’ your pardon, Mister Frodo, sir, but I’m not sure as I get your meaning. My old Gaffer always insists on six square meals a day: Breakfast, second breakfast, dinner, tea, second dinner, and supper. No mention of this ‘lunch’, whatever that may be when it’s at home.”
Frodo: “Ugh! You mean to say that you don’t ‘do lunch’, Sam? Really, I don’t believe that I can stand your company a moment longer. Come on, Smeagol, let’s leave this grubby little oik here and go on without him.”
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Translator’s note: It is my unfortunate duty to record that Frodo was consumed by Shelob only two days following this incident. The Ring was subsequently picked up by an Orc patrol out of Cirith Ungol and conveyed to Sauron, resulting in his complete and utter victory over the Free Peoples. Gandalf, on the voyage back to Aman, was heard to curse himself for relying on such a ridiculously class conscious people as Hobbits to save the world.
