Luthien: You remembered to turn off the oven, didn't you? And the stove, right? You checked the stove..? What about the coffee maker? Hm? The water heater? I seriously hope you didn't leave that running somehow... OH! The toaster! Eru there'll be nothing left!!
Beren: ...I want you to stop talking until you realize exactly what you look like.
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And somewhere far in the distance "Eye of the Tiger" was starting to play...
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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