For all those Aussies who may read this and have seen that Qantas ad...
Frodo: I've been to cities that never close down...
Sam (joining in): From New York to Rome, to old London town,
Gollum: But no matter how far, or how wide I roam...
Random Orc: I still call - Mordor - home!
All: I still - call - Mor - dor home!!
(Yes yes, I know that was a bit vague

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