A link on the German Tolkien Society's forum lead me to a list of horrible paintings of Tolkien subjects. View and despair!
"The horror" by aervir
The exotic dancing Lúthien has to be the most ridiculous image I've seen so far.
Perhaps some of you have seen more awful pictures to add to the list?
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