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Aragorn: Oh c'mon, lemme have just a sip.
Galadriel: No! You have cooties!
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Aragorn gets in trouble for underage drinking.
Aragorn: What?! But I'm 88...
Galadriel: Yes, and the drinking age in Lothlorien is 101. Now, no more wine for you, little boy.
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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
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