Elmo the orc? Hmm....
I admit that when I first joined the Downs I was nothing other than a Human with a mix of Entish, Hobbit and Elvish sympathies, but now from all appearances I am a thorough hobbit. This is has been lately verified by my daughter, who when describing her parents to classmates got the response, "Oh, your parents are hobbits!" Of course, she probably said something along the lines of "short", "plump", and "food is very high on the list of priorities". Thankfully, she was raised to observe decorum and doubtless did not make mention of the hairy feet.