Seriously,
Lommy, maybe you should stop playing WW for a while. Though it's true that the fear for your tortoise is understandable (while the six-legged thing isn't

) and I could maybe think of other origins for the witches part as well, this is still all too creepy.
Well, at least there was the Boromir and Faramir part...
But I would like to pose a question whether
Nogrod is sure the outcome of his narrations may not result in lifelong traumas among the readers?