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			The peoples of Middle-earth knew their world was going to the dogs when Gondor started up its own Starbucks chain. 
 
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STARBUCKS: The Coffee of Stewards. 
 
(This ad has been approved by Denethor son of Ecthelion II)
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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