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			"Tennis balls, my liege." 
 
Christian Bale would be good as Bard, too, but I think we should try to stick with obscure British actors and avoid the really popular fellows, though I have a great deal of respect for Christian Bale (who was also good in Henry V).
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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