I used my own name first, and got
"How do you eat
your Fallon?"
and
"It's not TV, it's Fallon"
Then I tried my username and got this:
"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Precioussss?"
Oh my word.

Also, when you submit an empty space, a word automatically pops up there, and it's different every time, and includes such lovely words as "pain", "misery","worry", and "dejection". It seems to be a sad slogan generator.