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Old 02-13-2008, 02:36 PM   #181
Oddwen
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Originally Posted by GEW-gaw
The Barrow-Downs- better than a cemetery!
But shouldn't it be -

"The Barrow-Downs - we ARE a cemetery!"?


If we were an auction site, we'd be for mor-bid!

If we were an orthodontist, we'd be plague-free!

If we were agricultural, we'd grow corn-on-macabre! (Yes actually, it is possible, we gruesome before!)

If we dealt in perishable goods, they'd be expired!

If we played sports, we'd...nah, I'll pass on that one.

Cemetery for a little while, but cemetery...forever.
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Last edited by Oddwen; 02-13-2008 at 03:40 PM. Reason: more puns!
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