<center><font color="red">But wait... theres more! (And I've done all of them regularly)
When you plan to get yourself a sword... and a black cape... and the one ring... so you can truly be a Nazgul...
And when whenever someone wants to take something from you you hold it close and hiss "It came to me, my own, my love, my preciousssssssss"
When you spend all day at LotR sites, reading LotR, speaking Quenya and worshipping Tolkien.
When you want a statue so you can make a Tolkien Shrine.
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- The Nazgūl they were; the Ringwraiths, the Enemy's most terribly servants; darkness went with them and they cried with the voices of death -
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