Then somewhere far in the distance the campy stylings of the 1980s could be heard. Boromir, son of Denethor, knew that it was indeed his time in the sun.
OR
Boromir: But... but he has his nose!
Elrond: *sigh* It's only his thumb, Boromir.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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