Gandalf: Again?! You have to be joking, last week it was only a dime!
Guard 1: Hey, hey, until you cut down on your sporatic and spontaneous 'dramatic entrance' scenes you're going to have to foot the bill...
Guard 2: Oh, don't forget the additional 'uncloaking within upper city limits' tax too...
Gandalf: *mumble* I'll show you uncloaked... *mumble*