Well, unless a miracle occurs, and I doubt it will, I'm dying today. So let me take the opportunity to say thank you to everyone in the game. It'll be my last game until fall, and I'll miss playing with all of you until then. I'll lurk around and watch games though, so make sure to make your posts enjoyable.
Before I (possibly) go, I'd just like to say....erm, I really am an ordo. But that' okay. You'll probably do fine without me.