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Morgoth's Apprentice · 05-20-2008, 08:26 PM

Morgoth to the world: Happy Black Valentine's Day everybody. I cannot stand all the love in this world, so I am off to obliterate it. And now for the spectacular gift, I am going to take over the world and own your soul. Have an.....incredibly bad rest of your life, especially if you're an Elf. Then you will NEVER escape me because you're IMMORTAL!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! PS: However, as my one good deed, I will give you some sensible advice: Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win. EVER.

05-20-2008, 08:26 PM	#22
Morgoth's Apprentice Animated Skeleton Join Date: May 2008 Location: In Angband, chillin with Morgoth and learning how to take over the world Posts: 38	Valentines, what fun.... Morgoth to the world: Happy Black Valentine's Day everybody. I cannot stand all the love in this world, so I am off to obliterate it. And now for the spectacular gift, I am going to take over the world and own your soul. Have an.....incredibly bad rest of your life, especially if you're an Elf. Then you will NEVER escape me because you're IMMORTAL!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! PS: However, as my one good deed, I will give you some sensible advice: Never challenge the Eye of Sauron to a staring contest. You will not win. EVER.