The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum - View Single Post - If a dwarf came to your door, what would be the first three things you would do?

08-10-2002, 10:16 PM

I would:

1) Open the door, look around(not seeing the dwarf) and, slam the door cussing loudly.(in thus they pound on the door again)

2) Open the door(notice them this time), tell them I'm not interested in purchasing new carpet, carpet cleaner, brushes, make-up, religion, brass cleaner, silver cleaner, GOLD cleaner(at this they would perk up) or new travel luggage equipment.(I would think they would then push their way into my hole and search for their gold, but find very little...)

3)Seeing that they meant no harm, I would give all of the visiting dwrfs to my friend who always ask me to walk on my knees when I'm near her (Due to a height complex she has I guess...)

08-10-2002, 10:16 PM	#22
Valesse Guest Posts: n/a	I would: 1) Open the door, look around(not seeing the dwarf) and, slam the door cussing loudly.(in thus they pound on the door again) 2) Open the door(notice them this time), tell them I'm not interested in purchasing new carpet, carpet cleaner, brushes, make-up, religion, brass cleaner, silver cleaner, GOLD cleaner(at this they would perk up) or new travel luggage equipment.(I would think they would then push their way into my hole and search for their gold, but find very little...) 3)Seeing that they meant no harm, I would give all of the visiting dwrfs to my friend who always ask me to walk on my knees when I'm near her (Due to a height complex she has I guess...)