Sally - that's awesomely crazy!
Anyway, after a pause of sorts I've been haunted by BD dreams lately.
The night before last night I had one of these my slightly dark and slightly twisted BD dreams.
Many 'downers lived together in a big house. The building's interior looked very much like that of my school. It was very late at night and I was wandering in the corridors. I thought everybody was asleep until I heard typing noise and saw a light in the library of the second floor. I went there and saw
Rune sitting there, looking very worried.
"What is it now?" I asked.
"
Legate has disappeared," he replied. "He's been gone for many hours and no one knows where he is. I'm afraid he has commited suicide."
"Oh no, surely he hasn't. Maybe we should try to find his original house with Google Earth. Then we could find out the phone number to his home and call his mum and ask if he's went back there."
We didn't reject or accept my plan, but went to look for
Legate in the corridors.
Rune stayed on the second floor (I'm pretty sure he met
Lhuna there) but I went to the third floor. In the stairs I met
Agan. She was dressed in a black dress and looked even paler than normal in the moonlight.
"What are you doing here at this time of the night?" she asked me.
"
Rune and I are looking for
Legate.
Rune fears he has killed himself," I replied.
"He hasn't. He's safe and sound. You will find him eventually," she said very calmly. I realised she must know, for she was a time traveler and could have gone to the future and seen him there, alive.
"That's good to hear. Will you now help us find him? You must know where he is."
"I'm sorry,"
Agan said, smiling sadly. "But I'm not allowed to tell." Then she turned and walked away.
Then, last night, I had many short (and weird) BD dreams.
I was talking with
Agan in MSN. Without warning, she changed her username to "
Legate". When that didn't confuse me enough, she changed it to "
Rune". When that didn't work either, she changed it so that the program displayed
Oddwen's MSN address instead of hers. That, I must admit, baffled me so much that I had to check if I was talking with
Agan or
Oddie.
I'm not sure if it was supposed to be the same MSN discussion, or if it was another, but anyway, I was talking with
Agan in MSN. She talked something about
Nilp. She said that he was in a wheelchair and that he had been engaged to some girl since he was two years old. Then she went on to ramble about organised marriages being a total folly, and I just kept thinking: "
Nilp has a wheelchair? Why didn't I know?"
Once again, I was talking with
Agan, this time face-to-face. "I have a brilliant idea", she said. "
Volo has agreed to help me here. Listen: we are going to invite various 'downers here and take them to UFF [a Nordic second hand chain] and make them select clothes. Then we will pair them up or make them kill one another or something else as funny. Doesn't that sound great?"
I was quite shocked. "You do... what?"
Agan looked me as if I was an idiot. "Must I repeat? We give them barbies and got to UFF and make them select clothes for their barbies. Then we pair up the Barbies, or murder them ww style, or something else nice.
Kath will be our first guest."
I was relieved. "So you don't pair up or murder the 'downers themselves?"
She rolled her eyes. "Of course not. Silly."
Then, lastly I dreamt that my aunt had joined BD and
Agan's dad had a crush on her (my aunt not
Agan).