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Originally Posted by the phantom
King Elessar Outlaws Cats: "They shouldn't even exist!"
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Poor Aragorn. There he was, at the juncture of the Third and Fourth Ages, and he missed the opportunity to domesticate the species. Left all the glory and fame for said work to the Egyptians at a Latter Age.
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Originally Posted by Morothoron
It has come to our attention at the N-A-A-C-P (National Association for the Advancement of Cat Prerogatives) that The Downer has published an incendiary article regarding our feline brethren. Such blatant attacks on the Tabby community has given us paws to consider the fair-mindedness and objectivity of your paper (which when shredded, by the way, makes excellent litter). . . .
Sincerely,
Puss-in-Boots
Chaircat, NAACP
Morris
Chaircat Emeritus, NAACP
Felix
Secretary, NAACP
Garfield
Provisioner, NAACP
Tigger, Sylvester, Scratchy, Cat in the Hat, Hello Kitty, Hobbes, Elsa, Pink Panther
National Board of Categorical Imperatives, NAACP
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Egads, Sir! You are comedically fearless. I always knew there was something essential missing from
Peanuts.