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Heroine falls in love with Arwen, causing her to leave Aragorn so they can be together (alternative: Éowyn leaves Faramir for her): drink whatever beverage you want in any quantity you like, there's little danger - I've never seen it happen in any fan fiction I've ever read! 
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Ah Esty, you innocent thing. Google "Lotr slash" and prepare to get very drunk.
Legolas and Gimli fall in love. -- swig some mouthwash
Legolas discovers that Gimli is female, and they fall in love. -- drink some mouthwash.
Frodo/Sam -- best stick to water for this one.
Hero/heroine is a Hobbit who just happens to be adventurous and warrior-like, defying normal Hobbit tendencies, and this is not at all unusual. - Have a pint.
Heroine has a normal modern name, ending in -wyn or -wen (examples -- Nicolwyn, Alexawyn, Bethwen) -- chug a coke and mentoes